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A Bátraknak rajzolok! Régóta tudom, hogy sokezer élmény, mosoly és örömteli pillanat született sportolókat támogató adományokból, de csak most ismertem meg az Élménykülönítmény kezdeményezését, és örömmel láttam, hogy itt gasztro, ünnepi, művészeti vagy bármilyen egyéb témában is lehet személyes célokat kitűzni, amelyeknek az elérésében a jó érzésen, büszkeségen túl egy jó ügy érdekében is csodákat lehet tenni. Korábban sokat rajzoltam, ami idő és energiahiány miatt az elmúlt években a háttérbe szorult, de mindig hiányzott. Az AI terjedése és erősen megkérdőjelezhető etikai háttere is megerősítette bennem a vágyat, hogy ismét tollat ragadjak a kezembe. Célom, hogy 80 nap alatt 80 illusztrációt készítsek kedves viccekhez gyerekeknek, vidám, rajzfilmes stílusban. Minden nap ezen az oldalon, a blog felületen fogom az új rajzot megjelentetni. A támogatók üzenetet is küldhetnek az adomány mellé, így ötleteket is adhatnak a rajzokhoz. Elsősorban olyan viccekre számítok, amely a kisebb korosztályokat is megnevettetheti (értsd: gyenge szóviccek igen, szofisztikált szexista, rasszista, vallást és politikát érintő humoreszkek kevésbé). Aki saját viccet küld, az jelezze mindenképpen, mert szerzőként feltüntetem a rajzon. 😊 Mindent meg fogok tenni, hogy minél több beküldött viccet illusztráljak, a 80 nap végével pedig e-book formában ingyenesen elérhető lesz a gyűjtemény mindenki számára. Gyertek velem, gyűjtsünk erőt a vidámságból és nevetésből, hogy könnyebben vészelhessük át az élet nehezebb pillanatait. Csorba „Greg” Gergely
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LEGO figure goes to a bar. - Give me a hot chocolate, bartender. - With cream? - It doesn't matter, I'll be spilling it all behind my back either way...
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On an airplane. - Would you like to have dinner? - What are the options? - Yes or no.
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Not to be confused: Poultry Prince or Princely Poultry. ("Poultry" also has a meaning of "Stupid Jerk" in Hungarian.)
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What type of a job does the scarecrow have? - indemnification. (This is "Kártalanítás" in Hungarian, and "KÁR" is an onomatopoeia for the sound crows make ("Caw" in English), while "talanítás" is a suffix for getting rid of something. So the word means indemnification, but also getting rid of "Caws".
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Which is the most popular social network? That's a secret (titok)! "Titok" means "Secret" in Hungarian, and sounds similar to "Tiktok".
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- Father, help! The cow has hiccups. - Give her a bucket of water, then. - No, I mean she's collapsing.... "Összecsuklik" in Hungarian means to "collapse", but it has the word "csuklik" in it, which is "having the hiccups".
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Real estate spider. "We have 100% bedroom apartments." - "Bedroom" is "Hálószoba" in Hungarian. "Szoba" is "Room", and "Háló" has a meaning that refers to sleep, but is also "Web".
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This break-in is "pictureless" - "képtelenség" in Hungarian means "impossible", but literally it's "without picture". 🙂
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- Sir, this ticket is for Basel, but this train is headed to Bern. - Really? Does the engineer often mistake routes?
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- How are you, my man? - I'm holding on okay. ("Megvagyok" in Hungarian, which means "I'm okay", but also "I've been caught"). And you? - Not yet, I'm still wanted.
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- Mr. Neighbor, do you mind that I play the violin every day? - Yes, I do mind, it's terrible. - Would you please let my dad know?
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- Doctor, if I point here, it hurts, if I push there, it hurts, if I feel here it hurts, if I touch there it hurts. What's wrong with me? - Your index finger broke.
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Two ladybugs are talking. - Did you hear? I applied for university. - And did you get in? - Are you kidding? With just 7 points (dots)?
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- One fried bread please. - How many (similar sounding to "barf" in Hungarian) - Oh, if it's "barf", then none, thank you.
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Two figures emerge from the forest. One is running, the other is bearing. This one is extra nonesense in English.... The joke is based on conjugation. "FutVA" is a version of "running" in Hungarian, referring to how someone is moving. With the "va" at the end, it means someone is emerging from the forest while running. Meanwhile, "bear" is "medve" in Hungarian, with a similar sounding conjugation at the end: "ve". However, this one is a simple coincidence, so the joke plays on the other figure emerging while being a bear.
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At a petrol station. - How much does one drop of oil cost? - One drop? That's free. - Great! Please fill it up with 40 liters worth of drops for me.
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Samurai goes into a shop. - Give me a bag. - No bag. (In Hungarian: "Nincs" and "Zsák", literalli "None" and "Bag", which said out loud sounds like "ninjas") - Ninjas? Where?
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This is a funny combination of two proverbs: "A vase goes to the well until it breaks." meaning one will continue to do something until something bad happens, and "Pea spilled on a wall" meaning is something you try to say or do but it doesn't interest anyone. Since "pea" is "borsó" and "vase" is "korsó", the similarity is the humorous link between the two.
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This one is too far gone to explain... basically, it's "What do you call catfish with a burr/rhotacism?" "Catfish" is "Harcsa" and people speaking with burr tend to pronounce "L" instead of "R". So "Harcsa" becomes "Halcsa", and "Hal" is "Fish" in Hungarian. But there's no R in catfish, so this one is a wash...
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(When someone seems to have something wrong with them, but it's nothing, we call that "kutyabaja" in Hungarian ("dog's problem"). So the joke is: "- Is Petey okay? - Sure, look! He only has dog's problem!" (the joke being that Petey is full of fleas, which is a real dog's problem.)
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Octopollyparrot ("Polly" is a standard name for parrots, and "polip" is "octopus" in Hungarian)
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Trojan diner / befaló ("Fa" is "wood", ló" is "horse" in Hungarian. Next to each other they form "faló", which can also mean" eatery" or "diner" So "Trojan diner" also sounds like "Trojan wooden horse").
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This joke plays on the word "halálom", which means "my death". "Halálom" is by chance made up of the words "hal" - "fish" and "álom" which is "dream". So "Fishdream" is the same as "My death". The joke is: "Which animal is it scary to dream of? A fish. Why? It's about my death / fishdream."
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How does a retired man walk around? - By fumbling around. ("fumbling" is "botorkál" in Hungarian, which starts with "bot", meaning "stick". So "sétabotorkál" is a combination of "walking stick" and "fumbling around").
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Otolaryngologist (An ear and throat specialist is "gégészet" in Hungarian, while the sound geese make is "gá gá" in Hungarian, so "gégészet" becomes "gágászat")
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"Hajbókolás" means giving compliments to someone (like royalty), but in this form "haj" also means "hair", and "bókolás" means "paying compliments to someone". So the man is complimenting the hair.
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A new verse for an old children's song. The original: "Knifes, forks, scissors are not to be held by children." The new verse: "Nets, bags, and sacks are not to be put on children's heads."
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- Want a pizza? - Absolutely (feltétlenül). - What toppings? - I said absolutely. ("feltétlenül" is not just "absolutely", it can also mean "without topping")
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Happy harvest/birthday! ("Születés" is "birth" in Hungarian, while the very similar "szüretés" is "harvest".)
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- Fear me, evil doers! For it is I, Blood Man! - Ugh. That is a terrible name, Master Bruce. - Oh. So what should I be called? - I do not know. Anything, but not blood man. ("but not blood man" translates literally to "de ne vér ember", and "denevér" is Hungarian for "Bat", while "ember" is "Man". 🙂
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- Good day to you! I cannot cross this river. Could you make me a bridge, elder master? - Weeell... I've grown rather old, my back is killing me and my knees hurt... Still, the old man made a bridge. (The joke being that "making a bridge" also refers to a gymnastic exercise where you bend over backwards.)
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Another name for the arm wrestling champion? - A conductor. (The joke is that Conductor is called "karmester" in Hungarian. "kar" also means "arm" and "mester" is "master").
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- And which tree is your favorite, children? - Our chocolate tree ("Our tree" is "Fánk" in Hungarian, which is the same word for doughnut)
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Why is the runner-up fencing champion sad? - Because she was an arm's length from victory. (In Hungarian, "arm" is "kar", while "sword" is "kard". So she was "a sword length from victory".)
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What do you call the wife of a silkworm? - Silkwife (this is not funny at all in English, however, in Hungarian "silk" is "selyem", which sounds close to "nejem", meaning "my wife". So literally the punchline is "My wife worm.")
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A "joke" (sad truth) about climate change. "Fok" is "degrees" in Hungarian, and "fokozhatatlan" means "cannot be escalated". So it goes something like: "30 degrees, 40 degrees, 50 degrees, Cannot be (degre)escalated...
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This one is almost impossible to describe... One apple asks the other their apple type: "Birs?" (This type is called "quince " in English). But "birs" is similar to "birsz", meaning "Do you like me?" said with a lisp. And the answer is "More than that, I love you", said with a lisp. In short the joke is that the second apple thinks that the first is asking if they like them or not, answering "yesh", signaling that they have a lisp.
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A fun concept: Little Red Riding Hood is called "Little Red" in Hungarian, or "Piroska". Vampire is spelled "Vámpír". So combining the two, we get "Vámpíroska"
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- Dad, if we know where something is, is it lost? - No son. If we know where it is, it's not lost. - Good. Then I didn't lose the car keys in the river.
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Help me doctor, I keep imagining bugs in front of my face. (starts waving his hand around, to which the Doctor responds: "Nooo! Don't wave them towards me!!!"
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What makes the thunder god so strong? - He exercises a lot ("exercise" being "torna" in Hungarian, combining "Thor" with "torna".)
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Which spice is a beaver's favourite? - Cinnamon. ("Fahéj" in Hungarian, which has the words "Fa" as in "tree" and "héj" as in "shell or skin of a fruit or nut", referring to the bark of the tree.)
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What do you call someone who tells your fortune from food items? - A gastrologist. (This pun works in English as well, it's mixing gastronomy with astrology)
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Two fried eggs are talking in the pan: - Man, it's really hot in here... - says one. - HEEEELP ME! THERE'S A TALKING FRIED EGG HERE! - screams the other.
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Where do they make Christmas toys? - In a manufactory. (With "Manu" being close to "Manó", which is "Elf" in Hungarian. So basically, the "Elfactory" 🙂 ).
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"How do chickens go on strike? - They boycott the eggs." (Note: "Boy" sounds similar to "Toj (Toy)" in Hungarian, which means to lay eggs. So the joke is, they "Toycott the eggs")
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"What happens when a robot gets hungry? - It's stomach will rumble." (rumble is also used in Hungarian for the creaky, squeaky sounds of old or faulty machinery)
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The pun this time is the similarity between "vihorászik" (laughing) and "vihar" (storm). "How do rainclouds entertain themselves? - They're laughing (ie. storming) at soaked people. "
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(Finally, this one is not a Hungarian pun. 🙂 )Two specks of dust are flying across the desert. "Should we land here?" "Are you kidding? It's so crowded here."
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This also almost works in English, with a different illustration. "Be my wife" is the caption. "Be" is "Légy" in Hungarian, which also means "housefly". We could translate it to "Bee my wife", and draw a bumblebee in a wedding gown. 🙂
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This pun is a play on "tök", meaning pumpkin, which is also part of the word "esküvőtök", meaning "your wedding". "Esküvőtök alkalmából" is usually written on greeting cards, meaning "For your wedding" or "In occasion of your wedding". But combined with pumpkin of course... 🙂
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This one almost works in English, but not quite. The pun is about combining Cardiology and Dialogue: "Which medical field talks about matters of the heart?" - Cardialoguegy"
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This one is not the nicest pun, I feel a bit bad about it. "Csöves" literally means someone with a pipe, or a beaker, but is often used as a slang for the homeless. "Górcső" on the other hand is an older term for "microscope". So the joke combines the two. "What do you call a homeless scientist? - "Górcsöves."
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This pun plays on the expression "they're kicking their last", meaning someone's on their last leg, close to death. In English a similar turn of phrase is used to indicate someone's still alive ("still kicking"). With that in mind, the joke is: Why do they compare the last minutes of a soccer match to a fight to the death? - Because the players are kicking their last.
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What do you call acrobats who don't use a net? - Akrobutak (Acrodumbs). (This is a Hungarian pun: "acrobata" is "acrobat" and "buta" means "dumb")
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Another Hungarian pun: "What do you call a banckrupt Russian ruler?" "Krajcár" - This is an old currency of little value, but "cár" also means "czar" 🙂
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Another Hungarian pun: What do you call contestants on a geography quiz? - "Föcisták." Thich is a play on soccer player (focista) and geography (földrajz).
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Two turf-cakes are talking. - Did you know? I applied for university! - Wow, that's great! Did you get in? - Are you daft? Why would they, I'm a turf-cake! Thank you to Török D. for the donation!
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This is a pun about combining the word nostalgia with the word "gida", which means baby goat in Hungarian, making it "Nostalgida".
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