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A Bátraknak rajzolok! Régóta tudom, hogy sokezer élmény, mosoly és örömteli pillanat született sportolókat támogató adományokból, de csak most ismertem meg az Élménykülönítmény kezdeményezését, és örömmel láttam, hogy itt gasztro, ünnepi, művészeti vagy bármilyen egyéb témában is lehet személyes célokat kitűzni, amelyeknek az elérésében a jó érzésen, büszkeségen túl egy jó ügy érdekében is csodákat lehet tenni. Korábban sokat rajzoltam, ami idő és energiahiány miatt az elmúlt években a háttérbe szorult, de mindig hiányzott. Az AI terjedése és erősen megkérdőjelezhető etikai háttere is megerősítette bennem a vágyat, hogy ismét tollat ragadjak a kezembe. Célom, hogy 80 nap alatt 80 illusztrációt készítsek kedves viccekhez gyerekeknek, vidám, rajzfilmes stílusban. Minden nap ezen az oldalon, a blog felületen fogom az új rajzot megjelentetni. A támogatók üzenetet is küldhetnek az adomány mellé, így ötleteket is adhatnak a rajzokhoz. Elsősorban olyan viccekre számítok, amely a kisebb korosztályokat is megnevettetheti (értsd: gyenge szóviccek igen, szofisztikált szexista, rasszista, vallást és politikát érintő humoreszkek kevésbé). Aki saját viccet küld, az jelezze mindenképpen, mert szerzőként feltüntetem a rajzon. 😊 Mindent meg fogok tenni, hogy minél több beküldött viccet illusztráljak, a 80 nap végével pedig e-book formában ingyenesen elérhető lesz a gyűjtemény mindenki számára. Gyertek velem, gyűjtsünk erőt a vidámságból és nevetésből, hogy könnyebben vészelhessük át az élet nehezebb pillanatait. Csorba „Greg” Gergely
Daily jokes and cartoons 47/80
Octopollyparrot ("Polly" is a standard name for parrots, and "polip" is "octopus" in Hungarian)
Daily jokes and cartoons 46/80
Trojan diner / befaló ("Fa" is "wood", ló" is "horse" in Hungarian. Next to each other they form "faló", which can also mean" eatery" or "diner" So "Trojan diner" also sounds like "Trojan wooden horse").
Daily jokes and cartoons 45/80
This joke plays on the word "halálom", which means "my death". "Halálom" is by chance made up of the words "hal" - "fish" and "álom" which is "dream". So "Fishdream" is the same as "My death". The joke is: "Which animal is it scary to dream of? A fish. Why? It's about my death / fishdream."
Daily jokes and cartoons 44/80
How does a retired man walk around? - By fumbling around. ("fumbling" is "botorkál" in Hungarian, which starts with "bot", meaning "stick". So "sétabotorkál" is a combination of "walking stick" and "fumbling around").
Daily jokes and cartoons 43/80
Otolaryngologist (An ear and throat specialist is "gégészet" in Hungarian, while the sound geese make is "gá gá" in Hungarian, so "gégészet" becomes "gágászat")
Daily jokes and cartoons 42/80
"Hajbókolás" means giving compliments to someone (like royalty), but in this form "haj" also means "hair", and "bókolás" means "paying compliments to someone". So the man is complimenting the hair.
Daily jokes and cartoons 41/80
A new verse for an old children's song. The original: "Knifes, forks, scissors are not to be held by children." The new verse: "Nets, bags, and sacks are not to be put on children's heads."
Daily jokes and cartoons 40/80
- Want a pizza? - Absolutely (feltétlenül). - What toppings? - I said absolutely. ("feltétlenül" is not just "absolutely", it can also mean "without topping")
Daily jokes and cartoons 39/80
Happy harvest/birthday! ("Születés" is "birth" in Hungarian, while the very similar "szüretés" is "harvest".)
Daily jokes and cartoons 38/80
- Fear me, evil doers! For it is I, Blood Man! - Ugh. That is a terrible name, Master Bruce. - Oh. So what should I be called? - I do not know. Anything, but not blood man. ("but not blood man" translates literally to "de ne vér ember", and "denevér" is Hungarian for "Bat", while "ember" is "Man". 🙂
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- Good day to you! I cannot cross this river. Could you make me a bridge, elder master? - Weeell... I've grown rather old, my back is killing me and my knees hurt... Still, the old man made a bridge. (The joke being that "making a bridge" also refers to a gymnastic exercise where you bend over backwards.)
Daily jokes and cartoons 34/80
Another name for the arm wrestling champion? - A conductor. (The joke is that Conductor is called "karmester" in Hungarian. "kar" also means "arm" and "mester" is "master").
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- And which tree is your favorite, children? - Our chocolate tree ("Our tree" is "Fánk" in Hungarian, which is the same word for doughnut)
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Why is the runner-up fencing champion sad? - Because she was an arm's length from victory. (In Hungarian, "arm" is "kar", while "sword" is "kard". So she was "a sword length from victory".)
Daily jokes and cartoons 30/80
What do you call the wife of a silkworm? - Silkwife (this is not funny at all in English, however, in Hungarian "silk" is "selyem", which sounds close to "nejem", meaning "my wife". So literally the punchline is "My wife worm.")
Daily jokes and cartoons 28/80
A "joke" (sad truth) about climate change. "Fok" is "degrees" in Hungarian, and "fokozhatatlan" means "cannot be escalated". So it goes something like: "30 degrees, 40 degrees, 50 degrees, Cannot be (degre)escalated...
Daily jokes and cartoons 26/80
This one is almost impossible to describe... One apple asks the other their apple type: "Birs?" (This type is called "quince " in English). But "birs" is similar to "birsz", meaning "Do you like me?" said with a lisp. And the answer is "More than that, I love you", said with a lisp. In short the joke is that the second apple thinks that the first is asking if they like them or not, answering "yesh", signaling that they have a lisp.
Daily jokes and cartoons 25/80
A fun concept: Little Red Riding Hood is called "Little Red" in Hungarian, or "Piroska". Vampire is spelled "Vámpír". So combining the two, we get "Vámpíroska"
Daily jokes and cartoons 24/80
- Dad, if we know where something is, is it lost? - No son. If we know where it is, it's not lost. - Good. Then I didn't lose the car keys in the river.
Daily jokes and cartoons 23/80
Help me doctor, I keep imagining bugs in front of my face. (starts waving his hand around, to which the Doctor responds: "Nooo! Don't wave them towards me!!!"
Daily jokes and cartoons 21/80
What makes the thunder god so strong? - He exercises a lot ("exercise" being "torna" in Hungarian, combining "Thor" with "torna".)
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Which spice is a beaver's favourite? - Cinnamon. ("Fahéj" in Hungarian, which has the words "Fa" as in "tree" and "héj" as in "shell or skin of a fruit or nut", referring to the bark of the tree.)
Daily jokes and cartoons 19/80
What do you call someone who tells your fortune from food items? - A gastrologist. (This pun works in English as well, it's mixing gastronomy with astrology)
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Two fried eggs are talking in the pan: - Man, it's really hot in here... - says one. - HEEEELP ME! THERE'S A TALKING FRIED EGG HERE! - screams the other.
Daily jokes and cartoons 17/80
Where do they make Christmas toys? - In a manufactory. (With "Manu" being close to "Manó", which is "Elf" in Hungarian. So basically, the "Elfactory" 🙂 ).
Daily jokes and cartoons 16/80
"How do chickens go on strike? - They boycott the eggs." (Note: "Boy" sounds similar to "Toj (Toy)" in Hungarian, which means to lay eggs. So the joke is, they "Toycott the eggs")
Daily jokes and cartoons 15/80
"What happens when a robot gets hungry? - It's stomach will rumble." (rumble is also used in Hungarian for the creaky, squeaky sounds of old or faulty machinery)
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The pun this time is the similarity between "vihorászik" (laughing) and "vihar" (storm). "How do rainclouds entertain themselves? - They're laughing (ie. storming) at soaked people. "
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(Finally, this one is not a Hungarian pun. 🙂 )Two specks of dust are flying across the desert. "Should we land here?" "Are you kidding? It's so crowded here."
Daily jokes and cartoons 12/80
This also almost works in English, with a different illustration. "Be my wife" is the caption. "Be" is "Légy" in Hungarian, which also means "housefly". We could translate it to "Bee my wife", and draw a bumblebee in a wedding gown. 🙂
Daily jokes and cartoons 11/80
This pun is a play on "tök", meaning pumpkin, which is also part of the word "esküvőtök", meaning "your wedding". "Esküvőtök alkalmából" is usually written on greeting cards, meaning "For your wedding" or "In occasion of your wedding". But combined with pumpkin of course... 🙂
Daily jokes and cartoons 10/80
This one almost works in English, but not quite. The pun is about combining Cardiology and Dialogue: "Which medical field talks about matters of the heart?" - Cardialoguegy"
Daily jokes and cartoons 9/80
This one is not the nicest pun, I feel a bit bad about it. "Csöves" literally means someone with a pipe, or a beaker, but is often used as a slang for the homeless. "Górcső" on the other hand is an older term for "microscope". So the joke combines the two. "What do you call a homeless scientist? - "Górcsöves."
Daily jokes and cartoons 8/80
This pun plays on the expression "they're kicking their last", meaning someone's on their last leg, close to death. In English a similar turn of phrase is used to indicate someone's still alive ("still kicking"). With that in mind, the joke is: Why do they compare the last minutes of a soccer match to a fight to the death? - Because the players are kicking their last.
Daily jokes and cartoons 7/80
What do you call acrobats who don't use a net? - Akrobutak (Acrodumbs). (This is a Hungarian pun: "acrobata" is "acrobat" and "buta" means "dumb")
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Another Hungarian pun: "What do you call a banckrupt Russian ruler?" "Krajcár" - This is an old currency of little value, but "cár" also means "czar" 🙂
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Another Hungarian pun: What do you call contestants on a geography quiz? - "Föcisták." Thich is a play on soccer player (focista) and geography (földrajz).
Daily jokes and cartoons 3/80
Two turf-cakes are talking. - Did you know? I applied for university! - Wow, that's great! Did you get in? - Are you daft? Why would they, I'm a turf-cake! Thank you to Török D. for the donation!
Daily jokes and cartoons 1/80
This is a pun about combining the word nostalgia with the word "gida", which means baby goat in Hungarian, making it "Nostalgida".
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