What do you call someone who tells your fortune from food items? - A gastrologist. (This pun works in English as well, it's mixing gastronomy with astrology)
Two fried eggs are talking in the pan: - Man, it's really hot in here... - says one. - HEEEELP ME! THERE'S A TALKING FRIED EGG HERE! - screams the other.
Where do they make Christmas toys? - In a manufactory. (With "Manu" being close to "Manó", which is "Elf" in Hungarian. So basically, the "Elfactory" 🙂 ).