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Why is the runner-up fencing champion sad? - Because she was an arm's length from victory. (In Hungarian, "arm" is "kar", while "sword" is "kard". So she was "a sword length from victory".)

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Who's the best soccer player in the Bible? - GOALiath.

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The circle of life: ice cream to the gym to ice cream to the gym, etc.. ("Fagyi" is "Ice cream" in Hungarian, and "Fogyi" is a cute way to say "Weight loss".)

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- Strange... whenever I arrange a date to meet at this tree painting, they always leave me. ("Fa" is "Tree" in Hungarian and "Kép" is "Image" or "Painting/ Drawing/ Photo/ Etc.". There also a saying: "Faképnél hagyni" - Literally this means leaving somebody at a tree painting, but in practice it means leaving somebody hanging / leaving someone without a word.)