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Happy harvest/birthday! ("Születés" is "birth" in Hungarian, while the very similar "szüretés" is "harvest".)

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Daily jokes and cartoons 41/80

A new verse for an old children's song. The original: "Knifes, forks, scissors are not to be held by children." The new verse: "Nets, bags, and sacks are not to be put on children's heads."

Daily jokes and cartoons 40/80

- Want a pizza? - Absolutely (feltétlenül). - What toppings? - I said absolutely. ("feltétlenül" is not just "absolutely", it can also mean "without topping")

Daily jokes and cartoons 38/80

- Fear me, evil doers! For it is I, Blood Man! - Ugh. That is a terrible name, Master Bruce. - Oh. So what should I be called? - I do not know. Anything, but not blood man. ("but not blood man" translates literally to "de ne vér ember", and "denevér" is Hungarian for "Bat", while "ember" is "Man". 🙂