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A new verse for an old children's song. The original: "Knifes, forks, scissors are not to be held by children." The new verse: "Nets, bags, and sacks are not to be put on children's heads."

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Daily jokes and cartoons 61/80

- How are you, my man? - I'm holding on okay. ("Megvagyok" in Hungarian, which means "I'm okay", but also "I've been caught"). And you? - Not yet, I'm still wanted.

Daily jokes and cartoons 60/80

- Does a clown ever cry? - Sure, that's how they relax.

Daily jokes and cartoons 59/80

- Mr. Neighbor, do you mind that I play the violin every day? - Yes, I do mind, it's terrible. - Would you please let my dad know?