Daily jokes and cartoons 41/80
A new verse for an old children's song. The original: "Knifes, forks, scissors are not to be held by children." The new verse: "Nets, bags, and sacks are not to be put on children's heads."
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Daily jokes and cartoons 80/80
- How was fishing? - Impeccable, unfortunately. (The joke being that the Hungarian for "Impeccable" ("Kifogástalan") literally means "Without objections", and "Objection" is "Kifogás", which also means "fishing something out". So impeccable also translates to "without something to fish out", which is obviously the opposite of an "impeccable" fishing trip. Hope that made sense, sorry... Still, hope you had some fun over the last 80 days. See you around. G)
Daily jokes and cartoons 79/80
- What are you doing down on the floor, Sir? - I'm raising your salary, Jean.
Daily jokes and cartoons 78/80
This is rather abstract. "Kan" is a word for "Male" in Hungarian, usually used for animals. "Tan" refers to "Tanulás", which is learning. "Tanoda" is an older term for "School". So the joke is: - What do you call a male only school? - Kanoda ("Malestitute").