This is a funny combination of two proverbs: "A vase goes to the well until it breaks." meaning one will continue to do something until something bad happens, and "Pea spilled on a wall" meaning is something you try to say or do but it doesn't interest anyone. Since "pea" is "borsó" and "vase" is "korsó", the similarity is the humorous link between the two.
- How was fishing? - Impeccable, unfortunately. (The joke being that the Hungarian for "Impeccable" ("Kifogástalan") literally means "Without objections", and "Objection" is "Kifogás", which also means "fishing something out". So impeccable also translates to "without something to fish out", which is obviously the opposite of an "impeccable" fishing trip. Hope that made sense, sorry... Still, hope you had some fun over the last 80 days. See you around. G)
- What are you doing down on the floor, Sir? - I'm raising your salary, Jean.
This is rather abstract. "Kan" is a word for "Male" in Hungarian, usually used for animals. "Tan" refers to "Tanulás", which is learning. "Tanoda" is an older term for "School". So the joke is: - What do you call a male only school? - Kanoda ("Malestitute").