Daily jokes and cartoons 8/80
This pun plays on the expression "they're kicking their last", meaning someone's on their last leg, close to death. In English a similar turn of phrase is used to indicate someone's still alive ("still kicking"). With that in mind, the joke is: Why do they compare the last minutes of a soccer match to a fight to the death? - Because the players are kicking their last.
Daily jokes and cartoons 7/80
What do you call acrobats who don't use a net? - Akrobutak (Acrodumbs). (This is a Hungarian pun: "acrobata" is "acrobat" and "buta" means "dumb")
Daily jokes and cartoons 6/80
Another Hungarian pun: "What do you call a banckrupt Russian ruler?" "Krajcár" - This is an old currency of little value, but "cár" also means "czar" 🙂
Daily jokes and cartoons 5/80
Another Hungarian pun: What do you call contestants on a geography quiz? - "Föcisták." Thich is a play on soccer player (focista) and geography (földrajz).
Daily jokes and cartoons 3/80
Two turf-cakes are talking. - Did you know? I applied for university! - Wow, that's great! Did you get in? - Are you daft? Why would they, I'm a turf-cake! Thank you to Török D. for the donation!
Daily jokes and cartoons 1/80
This is a pun about combining the word nostalgia with the word "gida", which means baby goat in Hungarian, making it "Nostalgida".