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Daily jokes and cartoons 79/80
- What are you doing down on the floor, Sir? - I'm raising your salary, Jean.
Daily jokes and cartoons 78/80
This is rather abstract. "Kan" is a word for "Male" in Hungarian, usually used for animals. "Tan" refers to "Tanulás", which is learning. "Tanoda" is an older term for "School". So the joke is: - What do you call a male only school? - Kanoda ("Malestitute").
Daily jokes and cartoons 77/80
- Do you know the book? - By heart (In Hungarian, this this "Kívülről", which can also mean "from the outside"). - And which was your favourite part? - The title. I know it by heart ("from the outside"), not from the inside.
Daily jokes and cartoons 75/80
The circle of life: ice cream to the gym to ice cream to the gym, etc.. ("Fagyi" is "Ice cream" in Hungarian, and "Fogyi" is a cute way to say "Weight loss".)
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- Strange... whenever I arrange a date to meet at this tree painting, they always leave me. ("Fa" is "Tree" in Hungarian and "Kép" is "Image" or "Painting/ Drawing/ Photo/ Etc.". There also a saying: "Faképnél hagyni" - Literally this means leaving somebody at a tree painting, but in practice it means leaving somebody hanging / leaving someone without a word.)
Daily jokes and cartoons 72/80
- I would like to purchase a parrot, please. - This one is the best. If you pull its left leg, it sings. If you pull its right leg, it dances. - And if I pull both of its legs? - Bwaaaak! Then I'll fall over... - said the parrot.
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- Jean, the attic is full of flies. - Strange... I'm sure I've removed the ladder.
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LEGO figure goes to a bar. - Give me a hot chocolate, bartender. - With cream? - It doesn't matter, I'll be spilling it all behind my back either way...
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On an airplane. - Would you like to have dinner? - What are the options? - Yes or no.
Daily jokes and cartoons 68/80
Not to be confused: Poultry Prince or Princely Poultry. ("Poultry" also has a meaning of "Stupid Jerk" in Hungarian.)
Daily jokes and cartoons 67/80
What type of a job does the scarecrow have? - indemnification. (This is "Kártalanítás" in Hungarian, and "KÁR" is an onomatopoeia for the sound crows make ("Caw" in English), while "talanítás" is a suffix for getting rid of something. So the word means indemnification, but also getting rid of "Caws".
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Which is the most popular social network? That's a secret (titok)! "Titok" means "Secret" in Hungarian, and sounds similar to "Tiktok".
Daily jokes and cartoons 65/80
- Father, help! The cow has hiccups. - Give her a bucket of water, then. - No, I mean she's collapsing.... "Összecsuklik" in Hungarian means to "collapse", but it has the word "csuklik" in it, which is "having the hiccups".
Daily jokes and cartoons 64/80
Real estate spider. "We have 100% bedroom apartments." - "Bedroom" is "Hálószoba" in Hungarian. "Szoba" is "Room", and "Háló" has a meaning that refers to sleep, but is also "Web".
Daily jokes and cartoons 63/80
This break-in is "pictureless" - "képtelenség" in Hungarian means "impossible", but literally it's "without picture". 🙂
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- Sir, this ticket is for Basel, but this train is headed to Bern. - Really? Does the engineer often mistake routes?
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- How are you, my man? - I'm holding on okay. ("Megvagyok" in Hungarian, which means "I'm okay", but also "I've been caught"). And you? - Not yet, I'm still wanted.
Daily jokes and cartoons 59/80
- Mr. Neighbor, do you mind that I play the violin every day? - Yes, I do mind, it's terrible. - Would you please let my dad know?
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- Doctor, if I point here, it hurts, if I push there, it hurts, if I feel here it hurts, if I touch there it hurts. What's wrong with me? - Your index finger broke.
Daily jokes and cartoons 57/80
Two ladybugs are talking. - Did you hear? I applied for university. - And did you get in? - Are you kidding? With just 7 points (dots)?
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- One fried bread please. - How many (similar sounding to "barf" in Hungarian) - Oh, if it's "barf", then none, thank you.