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The circle of life: ice cream to the gym to ice cream to the gym, etc.. ("Fagyi" is "Ice cream" in Hungarian, and "Fogyi" is a cute way to say "Weight loss".)
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- Strange... whenever I arrange a date to meet at this tree painting, they always leave me. ("Fa" is "Tree" in Hungarian and "Kép" is "Image" or "Painting/ Drawing/ Photo/ Etc.". There also a saying: "Faképnél hagyni" - Literally this means leaving somebody at a tree painting, but in practice it means leaving somebody hanging / leaving someone without a word.)
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- I would like to purchase a parrot, please. - This one is the best. If you pull its left leg, it sings. If you pull its right leg, it dances. - And if I pull both of its legs? - Bwaaaak! Then I'll fall over... - said the parrot.
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- Jean, the attic is full of flies. - Strange... I'm sure I've removed the ladder.
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LEGO figure goes to a bar. - Give me a hot chocolate, bartender. - With cream? - It doesn't matter, I'll be spilling it all behind my back either way...
Daily jokes and cartoons 69/80
On an airplane. - Would you like to have dinner? - What are the options? - Yes or no.
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Not to be confused: Poultry Prince or Princely Poultry. ("Poultry" also has a meaning of "Stupid Jerk" in Hungarian.)
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What type of a job does the scarecrow have? - indemnification. (This is "Kártalanítás" in Hungarian, and "KÁR" is an onomatopoeia for the sound crows make ("Caw" in English), while "talanítás" is a suffix for getting rid of something. So the word means indemnification, but also getting rid of "Caws".
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Which is the most popular social network? That's a secret (titok)! "Titok" means "Secret" in Hungarian, and sounds similar to "Tiktok".
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- Father, help! The cow has hiccups. - Give her a bucket of water, then. - No, I mean she's collapsing.... "Összecsuklik" in Hungarian means to "collapse", but it has the word "csuklik" in it, which is "having the hiccups".
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Real estate spider. "We have 100% bedroom apartments." - "Bedroom" is "Hálószoba" in Hungarian. "Szoba" is "Room", and "Háló" has a meaning that refers to sleep, but is also "Web".
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This break-in is "pictureless" - "képtelenség" in Hungarian means "impossible", but literally it's "without picture". 🙂
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- Sir, this ticket is for Basel, but this train is headed to Bern. - Really? Does the engineer often mistake routes?
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- How are you, my man? - I'm holding on okay. ("Megvagyok" in Hungarian, which means "I'm okay", but also "I've been caught"). And you? - Not yet, I'm still wanted.
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- Mr. Neighbor, do you mind that I play the violin every day? - Yes, I do mind, it's terrible. - Would you please let my dad know?
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- Doctor, if I point here, it hurts, if I push there, it hurts, if I feel here it hurts, if I touch there it hurts. What's wrong with me? - Your index finger broke.
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Two ladybugs are talking. - Did you hear? I applied for university. - And did you get in? - Are you kidding? With just 7 points (dots)?
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- One fried bread please. - How many (similar sounding to "barf" in Hungarian) - Oh, if it's "barf", then none, thank you.
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Two figures emerge from the forest. One is running, the other is bearing. This one is extra nonesense in English.... The joke is based on conjugation. "FutVA" is a version of "running" in Hungarian, referring to how someone is moving. With the "va" at the end, it means someone is emerging from the forest while running. Meanwhile, "bear" is "medve" in Hungarian, with a similar sounding conjugation at the end: "ve". However, this one is a simple coincidence, so the joke plays on the other figure emerging while being a bear.
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At a petrol station. - How much does one drop of oil cost? - One drop? That's free. - Great! Please fill it up with 40 liters worth of drops for me.
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Samurai goes into a shop. - Give me a bag. - No bag. (In Hungarian: "Nincs" and "Zsák", literalli "None" and "Bag", which said out loud sounds like "ninjas") - Ninjas? Where?
Daily jokes and cartoons 52/80
This is a funny combination of two proverbs: "A vase goes to the well until it breaks." meaning one will continue to do something until something bad happens, and "Pea spilled on a wall" meaning is something you try to say or do but it doesn't interest anyone. Since "pea" is "borsó" and "vase" is "korsó", the similarity is the humorous link between the two.