Another Hungarian pun: What do you call contestants on a geography quiz? - "Föcisták." Thich is a play on soccer player (focista) and geography (földrajz).
Two turf-cakes are talking. - Did you know? I applied for university! - Wow, that's great! Did you get in? - Are you daft? Why would they, I'm a turf-cake! Thank you to Török D. for the donation!