Daily jokes and cartoons 26/80
This one is almost impossible to describe... One apple asks the other their apple type: "Birs?" (This type is called "quince " in English). But "birs" is similar to "birsz", meaning "Do you like me?" said with a lisp. And the answer is "More than that, I love you", said with a lisp. In short the joke is that the second apple thinks that the first is asking if they like them or not, answering "yesh", signaling that they have a lisp.
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Daily jokes and cartoons 55/80
Two figures emerge from the forest. One is running, the other is bearing. This one is extra nonesense in English.... The joke is based on conjugation. "FutVA" is a version of "running" in Hungarian, referring to how someone is moving. With the "va" at the end, it means someone is emerging from the forest while running. Meanwhile, "bear" is "medve" in Hungarian, with a similar sounding conjugation at the end: "ve". However, this one is a simple coincidence, so the joke plays on the other figure emerging while being a bear.
Daily jokes and cartoons 54/80
At a petrol station. - How much does one drop of oil cost? - One drop? That's free. - Great! Please fill it up with 40 liters worth of drops for me.
Daily jokes and cartoons 53/80
Samurai goes into a shop. - Give me a bag. - No bag. (In Hungarian: "Nincs" and "Zsák", literalli "None" and "Bag", which said out loud sounds like "ninjas") - Ninjas? Where?