This one is almost impossible to describe... One apple asks the other their apple type: "Birs?" (This type is called "quince " in English). But "birs" is similar to "birsz", meaning "Do you like me?" said with a lisp. And the answer is "More than that, I love you", said with a lisp. In short the joke is that the second apple thinks that the first is asking if they like them or not, answering "yesh", signaling that they have a lisp.
The circle of life: ice cream to the gym to ice cream to the gym, etc.. ("Fagyi" is "Ice cream" in Hungarian, and "Fogyi" is a cute way to say "Weight loss".)
- Strange... whenever I arrange a date to meet at this tree painting, they always leave me. ("Fa" is "Tree" in Hungarian and "Kép" is "Image" or "Painting/ Drawing/ Photo/ Etc.". There also a saying: "Faképnél hagyni" - Literally this means leaving somebody at a tree painting, but in practice it means leaving somebody hanging / leaving someone without a word.)