Two turf-cakes are talking.
- Did you know? I applied for university!
- Wow, that's great! Did you get in?
- Are you daft? Why would they, I'm a turf-cake!
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Another Hungarian pun:
What do you call contestants on a geography quiz?
- "Föcisták."
Thich is a play on soccer player (focista) and geography (földrajz).