- Good day to you! I cannot cross this river. Could you make me a bridge, elder master? - Weeell... I've grown rather old, my back is killing me and my knees hurt... Still, the old man made a bridge. (The joke being that "making a bridge" also refers to a gymnastic exercise where you bend over backwards.)
- How was fishing? - Impeccable, unfortunately. (The joke being that the Hungarian for "Impeccable" ("Kifogástalan") literally means "Without objections", and "Objection" is "Kifogás", which also means "fishing something out". So impeccable also translates to "without something to fish out", which is obviously the opposite of an "impeccable" fishing trip. Hope that made sense, sorry... Still, hope you had some fun over the last 80 days. See you around. G)
- What are you doing down on the floor, Sir? - I'm raising your salary, Jean.
This is rather abstract. "Kan" is a word for "Male" in Hungarian, usually used for animals. "Tan" refers to "Tanulás", which is learning. "Tanoda" is an older term for "School". So the joke is: - What do you call a male only school? - Kanoda ("Malestitute").