- Good day to you! I cannot cross this river. Could you make me a bridge, elder master? - Weeell... I've grown rather old, my back is killing me and my knees hurt... Still, the old man made a bridge. (The joke being that "making a bridge" also refers to a gymnastic exercise where you bend over backwards.)
- Doctor, if I point here, it hurts, if I push there, it hurts, if I feel here it hurts, if I touch there it hurts. What's wrong with me? - Your index finger broke.
Two ladybugs are talking. - Did you hear? I applied for university. - And did you get in? - Are you kidding? With just 7 points (dots)?
- One fried bread please. - How many (similar sounding to "barf" in Hungarian) - Oh, if it's "barf", then none, thank you.