Daily jokes and cartoons 8/80
This pun plays on the expression "they're kicking their last", meaning someone's on their last leg, close to death. In English a similar turn of phrase is used to indicate someone's still alive ("still kicking"). With that in mind, the joke is: Why do they compare the last minutes of a soccer match to a fight to the death? - Because the players are kicking their last.
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Daily jokes and cartoons 55/80
Two figures emerge from the forest. One is running, the other is bearing. This one is extra nonesense in English.... The joke is based on conjugation. "FutVA" is a version of "running" in Hungarian, referring to how someone is moving. With the "va" at the end, it means someone is emerging from the forest while running. Meanwhile, "bear" is "medve" in Hungarian, with a similar sounding conjugation at the end: "ve". However, this one is a simple coincidence, so the joke plays on the other figure emerging while being a bear.
Daily jokes and cartoons 54/80
At a petrol station. - How much does one drop of oil cost? - One drop? That's free. - Great! Please fill it up with 40 liters worth of drops for me.
Daily jokes and cartoons 53/80
Samurai goes into a shop. - Give me a bag. - No bag. (In Hungarian: "Nincs" and "Zsák", literalli "None" and "Bag", which said out loud sounds like "ninjas") - Ninjas? Where?