Daily jokes and cartoons 8/80

This pun plays on the expression "they're kicking their last", meaning someone's on their last leg, close to death. In English a similar turn of phrase is used to indicate someone's still alive ("still kicking"). With that in mind, the joke is: Why do they compare the last minutes of a soccer match to a fight to the death? - Because the players are kicking their last.

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Daily jokes and cartoons 75/80

The circle of life: ice cream to the gym to ice cream to the gym, etc.. ("Fagyi" is "Ice cream" in Hungarian, and "Fogyi" is a cute way to say "Weight loss".)

Daily jokes and cartoons 74/80

- Strange... whenever I arrange a date to meet at this tree painting, they always leave me. ("Fa" is "Tree" in Hungarian and "Kép" is "Image" or "Painting/ Drawing/ Photo/ Etc.". There also a saying: "Faképnél hagyni" - Literally this means leaving somebody at a tree painting, but in practice it means leaving somebody hanging / leaving someone without a word.)

Daily jokes and cartoons 73/80

"Bartender! Give me a drink and a mop!"