Daily jokes and cartoons 8/80
This pun plays on the expression "they're kicking their last", meaning someone's on their last leg, close to death. In English a similar turn of phrase is used to indicate someone's still alive ("still kicking"). With that in mind, the joke is: Why do they compare the last minutes of a soccer match to a fight to the death? - Because the players are kicking their last.
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Daily jokes and cartoons 18/80
Two fried eggs are talking in the pan: - Man, it's really hot in here... - says one. - HEEEELP ME! THERE'S A TALKING FRIED EGG HERE! - screams the other.
Daily jokes and cartoons 17/80
Where do they make Christmas toys? - In a manufactory. (With "Manu" being close to "Manó", which is "Elf" in Hungarian. So basically, the "Elfactory" 🙂 ).
Daily jokes and cartoons 16/80
"How do chickens go on strike? - They boycott the eggs." (Note: "Boy" sounds similar to "Toj (Toy)" in Hungarian, which means to lay eggs. So the joke is, they "Toycott the eggs")